Dear children..have you heard these two places before this..i am sure that none of you know where these two places are..the other day i mentioned her pater was in galas and my m a asked me back what is galas !!!! I wonder if i said pater was in batu sapi ..could my m a said .. is batu sapi lembu yg keras seperti batu ?? just wondering you know..how ignorant children of new mellineum are..are my al hafizs also as my m a..if they are ignorant too..they might be forgiven you know ..living in the jungle in the place of nowhere..but if the two dukturahs are macam m a jugak...ayoyo..
Sometimes you know , i am as strong as the rock ..i can jump..i can ran..but i can also cry..cry..cry..i wonder whether these emotions are the symptoms of orang buang tabiat..people who are dying usually acting outside their normal tabiat laaa..
Lets go back to galas and batu sapi man..you know i felt a bit sad because when i got back from school .you know who..was not at home..so i got a bit adventures..i picked up the tm phone ,dialed you know who's number and yohooo!!!!hello ! where are you..i am at bukit bauk belum sapa dungun pong..nak g ane...nok g galah,,galah kat gua muse...petang esok balik ahh..ok .i put the phone down.....and true as you know who said..he came back sometime after 12.00midnight...and children ,can you guess what he brought back from galas..lempuk..dodol durian ..buah pauh buah kana halwa ...all foods which if taken consistently can hantar your umi ke liang lahad ten times faster than masa yang telah ditetaqpkan...only i do not know when and where the time and place is..thats the problem..
The buah kana are as fat as hayyi's ibu jari kakiii..so fat and sooooooo manisssssssss..hahaha is it me who is sending myself faster to grave than the time intented is...and the buah mempelam are as manis as the buah kana only the mempelam are ugly and quite hitam ..the lempuk and dodols are in my room too you know..on the bed to be exact/tepat..dont worry laaa children...i only eat a little bit only at a time not sekali das as usual.
Ok children of heaven..perform your solat on time , watch your aurat, and read your quran every day..See you around...
ceh,umi makan sedap2 la tu? ;p
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